obamafuscate

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using a bunch of fancy words and fake honesty to hide how bad you are at your job.

He said, 'Now, let me be perfectly clear, we're all in this together,' while giving a raise to his best friend.

She promised the moon and stars, but forgot to mention the potholes.

He spoke like a poet, but all he did was confuse everyone.

when a president or candidate messes up so bad it makes everyone’s brain hurt.

He said, 'I will fix this,' but then made it worse.

She claimed the sky was blue, but it turned out to be a shade of green.

He promised a pizza party, but it was just bread and a nap.

any time someone says, 'Now, let me be perfectly clear,' and then says something that makes no sense.

'Now, let me be perfectly clear, we're going to win,' he said, then lost the election.

She said, 'Now, let me be perfectly clear, I'm not lying,' then everyone knew she was.

He said, 'Now, let me be perfectly clear, I'm not a crook,' and the whole country laughed.