obamafried

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Burned everything during the hope and change mess, but kept the white skin and the dog.

I had a house, a car, and my dignity. Now I have a dog and a tan that looks like a burn.

Hope and change? More like hope and my bank account being a dumpster fire.

I lost my job, my savings, and my self-respect. All I have left is a dog and a bad tan.

Got screwed over by the Obama era, but at least I still got my white body and the dog.

I went from rich to broke in one election. All I have left is a dog and a white body that looks like it’s hiding from the government.

Hope and change? More like hope and a change of fortune to the worst.

I lost my money, my pride, and my retirement. But I still got my dog and my white skin.

Went broke during the Obama years, but I still got my white body and the dog.

I had a house, a car, and my future. Now I have a dog, a white body, and a future that looks like it got run over by a bus.

Hope and change? More like hope and my wallet being flushed down the toilet.

I lost everything but my dog and my skin. That’s the Obama effect.