obamaflong

My teacher handed me an obamaflong and said, 'This is all you need for your test.' I looked at it and thought, 'This is a death sentence.'

He tried to write a whole essay on an obamaflong. It looked like a chicken scratch on a napkin.

I got an obamaflong for my birthday. It’s the only thing I’ve ever been given that’s smaller than my hopes.

My mom gave me an obamaflong for my math quiz. I looked at it and said, 'You’re serious? This is the size of my brain on Monday mornings.'

She tried to write a love letter on an obamaflong. It looked like a secret message from a spy who was also drunk.

I tried to fold an obamaflong into a airplane. It just fell apart like my dreams.

My teacher gave me an obamaflong and said, 'This is all you need.' I looked at it and said, 'You’re telling me I can’t even make a mistake?'

He tried to draw a cat on an obamaflong. It looked like a confused mouse with a beard.

My friend tried to write a story on an obamaflong. The paper looked like it was crying from all the words.