Obamafied

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When you act like you're going to fix everything just because you said you would, even when you're lying through your teeth.
"Yes we can!" he said, while the economy was falling apart like a bad pizza.
He gave a speech about hope, but his pants were falling down.
He promised a new day, but it was just another Monday with more lies.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Talking like Obama, which means pausing every few words like you're waiting for a standing ovation or a new round of applause.
"I believe... that we can... achieve... greatness..." he said, like he was giving a TED Talk to a bunch of confused pigeons.
She said, "We must... stand together... and fight..." while everyone was already tired.
He spoke like he was reading a script from a 20-year-old version of himself.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A black guy who acts like he’s Barack Obama, even though he can’t spell ‘malarkey’ and still thinks ‘yes we can’ is a real thing.
He walked in like he was the president, even though he had a job at McDonald’s.
He said, ‘I’m just like Obama,’ while his hair was falling out.
He tried to sound like he was giving a speech, but it just sounded like he was arguing with a toaster.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A song by some guy named mohogany brown that’s just Obama’s voice set to a beat, like he’s trying to get you to vote again.
He played the song at a bar, and no one knew why.
It was on loop during a Zoom meeting, and everyone started crying.
It was the soundtrack to his 3 a. m. ramblings.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When you make up stories and spread them like they’re real, just so you can get what you want, even if it’s stupid.
He said the president was going to give him a car, and no one believed him.
She spread rumors about the mayor being a robot, just to get a promotion.
He said the moon was made of cheese, and people believed him.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When you fix something with whatever you can find, even if it’s garbage, just to make it work for a little while.
He fixed his car with a toaster and a bicycle wheel.
She used duct tape and a sock to fix her phone.
He used a chicken and a ladder to build a bridge.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When you believe everything someone says, even when it’s clearly nonsense and you’re being used.
He believed every word the guy said, even though he was clearly a con man.
She followed him everywhere, even though he had a bad haircut.
He believed the whole thing, even though it was obvious he was being tricked.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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