Obamafacadited

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When Obama hits you with his presidential powers and his wallet, like he's got a coupon for your ass

I got obamafacadited during the 2008 campaign. He gave me a raise and a blowjob.

My mom said Obama facadited her during the 2012 election. She got a job and a divorce.

I got obamafacadited at the White House. He signed my paychecks and my marriage license.

Getting your ass beaten and your bank account fattened by Obama, like he’s your financial therapist and your gym instructor

Obama facadited me during the 2016 election. I got a job and a heartburn.

My uncle got obamafacadited. He got a raise and a heart attack.

I got obamafacadited at the Super Bowl. I got a paycheck and a broken nose.

When Obama takes your money and your dignity, like he’s a greedy lover who only wants your wallet

Obama facadited me in 2010. I got a job and a broken engagement.

My cousin got obamafacadited. She got a raise and a new ex.

I got obamafacadited during the inauguration. I got a paycheck and a crying face.