obamaerection

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The face you make when Obama talks like he’s giving a speech and then lets one rip. Your eyes go blank and your smile looks like it was glued on by a drunk kid.
My mom’s face when Obama said 'Yes we can' and then farted like a donkey.
My cousin’s face when Obama talked for 20 minutes and then let out a thunderous fart.
My dog’s face when Obama started talking and then exploded with a fart that knocked over my dad.
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When Obama smiles and says 'Yes we can,' and your brain melts out of your ears and your face looks like a sad rubber chicken.
My teacher’s face when Obama said 'Yes we can' and then smiled like a used car salesman.
My brother’s face when Obama gave a speech and then said 'Yes we can' with a fake smile.
My friend’s face when Obama talked and then said 'Yes we can' like he was trying to sell us a timeshare.
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That weird, confused look you get when Obama says 'Yes we can' and then farts so loud it sounds like he just ate a whole pizza and a bag of chips.
My dad’s face when Obama said 'Yes we can' and then farted like he had a secret pizza stash.
My neighbor’s face when Obama gave a speech and then let out a fart that shook the house.
My cat’s face when Obama talked and then farted so loud it ran away.
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