obamadyte

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a half-assed human who lives in a cave and still votes for Obama like he’s going to save their dumb ass

I saw one in the woods eating raw meat and still texting ‘I miss Obama’

This obamadyte showed up at my door with a beard and a Trump hat

He yelled ‘Hope’ at a rock and expected it to respond

a human who thinks Obama is the messiah and lives in a hole like a disgruntled raccoon

He screamed ‘Yes, we can’ at a squirrel and it ran away

This obamadyte wore a tuxedo and a dirt napkin

He tried to start a revolution with a stick and a PowerPoint

a cave-dwelling idiot who still believes Obama is the best president ever and doesn’t know why he’s living in a cave

He yelled ‘Change’ at a bear and got swatted

This obamadyte tried to text Obama while wearing a mud mask

He had a sign that said ‘Hope’ and a sign that said ‘I hate Republicans’