obamaddiction

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a crazy need to talk about Obama nonstop like he's still president and you're still mad about it.

'I swear I dreamt about him last night. I had to wake up and check if he was still alive.'

'I saw a cat wearing a hat and I immediately thought of Obama.'

'I'm eating cereal and I'm thinking about his presidency. I'm not even done with my breakfast yet.'

when you can't stop talking about Obama like he's your ex and you're still bitter about the breakup.

'I saw a meme about him and I posted it 12 times in one day.'

'I got into a fight with my dog because it didn't like my Obama rant.'

'I skipped my job to go to a Barack Obama fan club meeting.'

a sickness that makes you think about Obama all day and night like he's the only person who ever mattered.

'I walked past a billboard of him and I broke down crying.'

'I told my kid he's not my dad, I'm still mad about Obama.'

'I'm talking to my plants about him now.'

when you get so worked up about Obama you think you're in a presidential debate and you're the only one talking.

'I yelled at my boss about Obama. He didn't even know who he was.'

'I got kicked out of a restaurant because I was arguing with the waiter about Obama.'

'I turned my whole family into a debate team just because of Obama.'

when you’re so obsessed with Obama you think he’s still alive and you’re still mad about it.

'I texted him last night and he didn’t reply. I’m hurt.'

'I saw a bird and I immediately thought it was him.'

'I told my pet turtle he was a fan of Obama.'

when you get so deep into Obama stuff you forget your own name and just yell about him all day.

'I told my mom I was going to be president. She said I was still mad about Obama.'

'I forgot my lunch because I was too busy thinking about his speeches.'

'I got into a fight with my neighbor over who had the better policies.'