obamaconomy

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A time when the economy was a mess, like a kid who didn't clean their room and got yelled at by both parents.
'I had to eat cereal for dinner because of the Obamaconomy,' said my uncle, who still thinks 2008 was a bad hair day.
My mom said, 'If Obamaconomy was a person, it would be my brother at a pizza party.'
My teacher called it 'the economy's version of a group project gone wrong.'
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A big, complicated plan that somehow made everything worse, like trying to fix a broken toaster with a glue gun.
'The Obamaconomy is like my ex's text messages, confusing and full of bad decisions.'
My dad said, 'That Obamaconomy plan was like trying to win a race while wearing socks and shoes.'
My friend's dog tried to eat the Obamaconomy, and it just got worse.
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A fancy word for a time when everyone was broke, jobs were scarce, and the government spent like a kid on Christmas morning.
'I lost my job because of the Obamaconomy, and now I eat ramen for breakfast.'
My cousin said, 'The Obamaconomy was like my allowance when my mom forgot I existed.'
My neighbor's cat started stealing food because of the Obamaconomy.
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A period when the economy was like a middle schooler, unpredictable, messy, and full of bad choices.
'The Obamaconomy is the reason I have to wear the same pants twice a week.'
My mom said, 'The Obamaconomy was like my brother's homework, all over the place.'
My teacher said, 'The Obamaconomy was the economy's version of a pop quiz on a Monday.'
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