Obamacoma

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Obamacoma is when people go into a total brain freeze because they think Barack Obama is some kind of magic man who can fix everything just by blinking. They don’t care if he’s lying, stealing, or making the country poorer.
I saw my uncle cry when Obama said ‘change’ for the 100th time.
My neighbor thinks Obama is the second coming of Jesus, even though he spent $100 million on a party.
My mom still believes Obama’s wife is a queen and that’s why he’s so awesome.
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Obamacoma hits people like a brick when they hear Obama’s name. They forget everything he’s done, like blowing up the economy, and just go around saying ‘change’ like it’s a spell.
At the grocery store, my dad told the cashier, ‘Obama’s going to save us all, even if he spent $100 million on a party.’
My brother thinks Obama is the best president ever because he’s Black and young.
My aunt still reads the tabloids and thinks Michelle Obama is a goddess.
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Obamacoma is when people don’t notice Obama making the country worse, but they still cheer him on because he looks cool and says ‘hope’ a lot.
I saw my mom text my dad, ‘Obama is still the best president ever, even though we’re all broke now.’
My cousin thinks Obama is going to make America one big country with Canada and Mexico, and that’s a good thing.
At school, my friend said, ‘Obama’s gonna bring the troops home, even if he’s still spending money like a madman.’
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