Obamacize

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Talking like you're Einstein while you're just making up nonsense. Making poop sound like a Nobel Prize. Using words that make your brain hurt just to show off.

@SenateLeader: 'We must embark on this journey of collective prosperity.', and by that he means he wants more free stuff.

My teacher tried to explain quantum physics like it was a bedtime story. I fell asleep and failed the test.

My mom says she's 'redefining the American dream.' That just means she wants a new couch and a bigger TV.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Taking a vacation when you're not supposed to. It’s like stealing a sandwich from the lunch table while everyone’s watching.

The president went to Hawaii for a beach party while the rest of us were stuck in traffic.

My boss took two weeks off during tax season. I had to work 12-hour days and still didn’t get a raise.

My cousin went to Bali for a 'spiritual retreat' while I was stuck in a hotel room with my sister.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

The burger that looks like a miracle but tastes like regret. It’s the Big Mac’s worst enemy and your stomach’s worst nightmare.

I ate the President Burger and cried. It was like eating a lifetime of bad decisions.

My friend tried the President Burger and said it tasted like a broken promise.

The President Burger is so bad, it should have its own funeral.

by Slangipedia 7d ago