Obamabus

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An Obamabus is a grown-ass man who still screams like a feral child every time he loses a game. It’s like Obama said, 'I’m not the cool young Muslim socialist I used to be, I’m just a middle-aged man who still thinks he’s 12.'
My dad cried when his character died in Fortnite. He’s an Obamabus.
My uncle yelled, 'I’m not done yet!' after losing a battle in Call of Duty. He’s an Obamabus.
My brother’s face turned red when he lost a match. He’s an Obamabus.
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Obamabus is when a man who should know better still acts like a baby during video games. It’s like Obama said, 'I used to be cool, but now I’m just a guy who still loses to his 12-year-old niece.'
My dad sat there for 10 minutes because he lost a game. He’s an Obamabus.
My uncle cried when he lost to his nephew. He’s an Obamabus.
My brother screamed, 'That was unfair!' after losing. He’s an Obamabus.
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An Obamabus is a man who acts like a toddler during video games, and it’s just as sad as it sounds. It’s like Obama said, 'I used to be a cool Muslim socialist, now I’m just a man who gets beat by kids.'
My dad sat there for 15 minutes because he lost a battle. He’s an Obamabus.
My uncle yelled at the screen like it was his enemy. He’s an Obamabus.
My brother turned purple when he lost. He’s an Obamabus.
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Obamabus is when a man who should know better still loses to kids and acts like it’s the end of the world. It’s like Obama said, 'I used to be a cool Muslim socialist, now I’m just a man who can’t beat his 12-year-old niece.'
My dad cried when he lost a game. He’s an Obamabus.
My uncle yelled at the screen like it was his ex. He’s an Obamabus.
My brother screamed, 'I’ll beat you next time!' after losing. He’s an Obamabus.
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An Obamabus is a man who still acts like a kid during video games, and it’s the saddest thing ever. It’s like Obama said, 'I used to be a cool Muslim socialist, now I’m just a man who loses to kids.'
My dad sat there for 20 minutes after losing a game. He’s an Obamabus.
My uncle screamed, 'I’m not done yet!' after losing. He’s an Obamabus.
My brother turned red when he lost. He’s an Obamabus.
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