Obamaboarding

I watched him speak off the cuff and it felt like watching a man choke on a hot dog.

His face when he realized he had no script was pure chaos.

Trying to listen to Obama without a teleprompter is like listening to a drunk man recite the alphabet backward.

His speech without a teleprompter was worse than my math test.

I felt like I was being tortured by a man who forgot his lines.

Obama speaking without a teleprompter is like listening to a broken radio.

Obama trying to speak without a teleprompter is like watching a confused man try to find his keys.

I had to leave the room during his speech because it was that bad.

His teleprompter-free speech sounded like a cat trying to sing opera.