Obamaberry

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The fancy black phone that Obama uses to look cool while he’s making everyone else’s lives a mess.
"I got my Obamaberry and I’m calling Congress to complain about my taxes.", Barack Obama, 2017
"That Obamaberry is just a distraction. I’m still poor.", A confused American, 2018
Obama texts his ex: 'Still love you. Also, the economy is bad.', Obamaberry, 2020
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The only phone that can withstand Obama’s bad decisions and still work.
"I dropped my Obamaberry in a lake. It still works. My life doesn’t.", Obama, 2016
Obama’s Obamaberry just sent a text: 'I’m sorry.', Everyone, 2021
The Obamaberry survived a hurricane. Obama’s reputation didn’t., 2022
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A blackberry that Obama uses to make everyone else feel like they’re living in the 2000s.
"My Obamaberry is older than my kids. They still don’t get why I’m using it.", Obama, 2023
Obama texts his wife: 'I’m coming home. Also, the economy is bad.', Obamaberry, 2020
The Obamaberry is the only thing that can beat the news., A tired American, 2022
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