Obamaball

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A fancy name for basketball that only rich people use when they want to sound cool and pretend they know what they're talking about.

'Yeah bro, I'm gonna go play some Obamaball after I finish my 10th smoothie of the day.'

'Why do they call it Obamaball? Because he’s the only one who can afford a gym.'

'I tried Obamaball once, and I got a bruise on my knee and a $500 bill.'

A sport that’s like basketball but with more drama and less actual winning.

'I lost to my cousin in Obamaball, and now he thinks he’s the next LeBron.'

'Obamaball is just basketball with a side of ego and a bad haircut.'

'She cried during Obamaball because her team lost and she had to wear a hat.'

A game where you throw a ball at a hoop and hope it goes in, but everyone talks about it like it’s a life-changing event.

'He scored 30 points in Obamaball and now he thinks he’s going pro.'

'They argued for an hour about the Obamaball game like it was the end of the world.'

'I watched Obamaball for three hours and still don’t know why it’s so important.'

A sport that’s like basketball but with more swearing and less actual effort.

'He missed the shot in Obamaball and yelled, 'I'll kill you next time!'

'Obamaball is just basketball with more swearing and less actual effort.'

'They played Obamaball for 10 minutes and then took a 20-minute break to argue about the rules.'

A game where you pretend to be a basketball player but are actually just trying to avoid doing homework.

'I played Obamaball because I didn’t want to do my math homework.'

'He said he was going to play Obamaball instead of studying for the test.'

'She played Obamaball so she wouldn’t have to write an essay.'