Obama Thumper

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A loud mouth who yells about Obama like he’s the only one who ever mattered, but can’t explain why he’s right and just curses when someone questions him.
"Obama was the best president ever!", then he says nothing when asked why he thinks that.
He texts me: "You don’t know nothing! Obama was perfect!", I don’t even know who he is.
At the bar, he starts a fight because someone said Obama wasn’t that good. He didn’t know what he was talking about.
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A guy who thinks he’s smart because he supports Obama, but can’t even spell his name right and just yells at people who disagree.
He tries to explain why Obama was the best president ever, but he said "Obama" like it was "Obama-ma".
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A person who thinks they’re a genius for liking Obama, but just repeats the same stupid things over and over and gets mad when people laugh at them.
He yells at the bus driver: "Obama was the best president ever!", the driver says, "So was Lincoln.", he yells back, "You don’t know nothing!"
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