Obama this

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Spending your cash like it's going out of style. Bust a twenty. Turn a dollar into four quarters.
I Obama this every time I buy snacks. My wallet is sad.
She Obama thised her entire paycheck. Now she's broke.
He Obama thised a hundred just to buy a soda. Stupid.
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A guy with no last name who’s always hanging out with Yoda, Thanos, and a weird frog.
That guy is Obama this. He even hangs out with Yoda.
He’s not Obama. He’s Yobama. Don’t even get me started.
That frog is obunga. He’s a weirdo.
3
Smacking a fly so hard it explodes like it’s in a fight.
I Obama thised a fly and it went boom.
That fly was annoying. I Obama thised it.
I Obama thised a fly. It was like a tiny explosion.
4
Crying like a baby because you’re sad and weak.
He Obama thised when he got a bad grade.
She Obama thised after her dog ran away.
He Obama thised when he realized he had no money.
5
Being mad at something but still doing it anyway.
He was mad at politics but still Obama thised.
She criticized the system but still Obama thised.
He was mad at the president but still Obama thised.
6
Getting sex and then getting left with no money and a broken heart.
He Obama thised and got left with a broken heart.
She Obama thised and then he left her broke.
He Obama thised and now he’s broke and heartbroken.
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Calling Obama names when he has nothing to do with the conversation.
He Obama thised me in the middle of a math test.
She Obama thised me when I was just talking about food.
He Obama thised me while I was watching TV.
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