obama the great

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Watch out or the government will slap you with a warrant and a curse

I looked up Obama the Great and now my mom’s getting a subpoena

The government just texted me: 'Don’t look it up or we’ll fine your dog'

I checked Obama the Great and now my Wi-Fi is broken and my brother is in trouble

Don’t look it up or the Feds will come and take your lunch money

I looked up Obama the Great and my lunch was stolen by a cop

The Feds texted me: 'You looked it up. Now your sandwich is gone.'

I checked Obama the Great and my mom got a call from the FBI

Be careful or the government will kick your ass and your dad’s

I looked it up and my dad got a ticket from the government

The government kicked my ass for looking up Obama the Great

I checked it and now my dad is in jail and my dog is sad