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When you finally kick some long-ass problem's ass because everyone else was too lazy or stupid to do it.

My mom finally fixed the leaky roof after 10 years of whining.

I killed the annoying mosquito that was buzzing my ear for hours.

My brother finally passed his math test after 3 years of failing.

A shady dude with no last name who hangs out with Yoda, Thanos, and a kid who looks like a baby Obama.

That guy in the background of the Star Wars movie is probably Obama that.

My cousin thinks Yoda is Obama that's cousin.

My teacher says Obama that is a real person who lives in a cave.

When you slap a fly so hard it goes through the ceiling and dies.

I slapped that fly so hard it went through the ceiling.

My dog slapped a fly and it went through the window.

My sister slapped a fly and it went through the wall.

When you suddenly start bawling like a baby because you're so sad and weak.

I cried like a baby when my dog ran away.

My brother cried like a baby when he failed the test.

My mom cried like a baby when she saw my messy room.

Acting like you hate politics but still do all the stupid stuff that comes with it.

My friend says he hates politics but still votes for the worst candidates.

My teacher says she hates politics but still argues about elections.

My dad says he hates politics but still watches all the debates.

Getting fucked by someone who promised you everything and then leaves you with a broken heart and maxed-out credit cards.

My girlfriend said she loved me but left me with a broken heart and maxed-out credit cards.

My ex said he would never leave me but he did and left me with a broken heart and maxed-out credit cards.

My best friend said she would never leave me but she did and left me with a broken heart and maxed-out credit cards.

Calling Barack Obama a stupid name in the middle of a conversation about something totally random.

I was talking about pizza and suddenly called Obama a stupid name.

I was talking about video games and suddenly called Obama a stupid name.

I was talking about my dog and suddenly called Obama a stupid name.