Obama Talk

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when you flat-out fib to someone’s face while grinning like you just won the lottery and they’re still gonna believe you

Mom: 'You’ll grow up to be a president, I swear.' (She’s still wearing the same pants from 2008.)

Dad: 'You’ll be rich, famous, and probably married to a singer.' (He’s still single and works at a gas station.)

Teacher: 'You’ll be the next Obama.' (He failed math.)

the talk you get when your parent(s) think the sky is falling and they’re gonna blame you for it

'You’ll be the next Obama? I’m gonna die of embarrassment.'

‘You think you’re gonna be rich? I’m still paying off my student loans.’

‘You’ll be famous? I’m still remembered for the time I yelled at the cashier.’