Obama Swiss

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It's like Obama got a Swiss passport and started giving out free chocolate and bad life advice.
"Obama Swiss? I'm more like a chocolate bar that also yells at you.", @chocoboy420
"You're not Swiss. You're just a fake chocolate bar with a bad haircut.", DM from a confused barista
"Obama Swiss? That's like a chocolate bar that also gives you a lecture on life.", tweet from @lifelecturer
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It's when Obama becomes so Swiss, he starts speaking in Swiss and also eats cheese for breakfast.
"Obama Swiss? That’s like the Swiss version of a man who also talks to cows.", @cowtalker2000
"I'm not Swiss. I'm just a man who eats cheese and talks to cows.", tweet from @cheesecowman
"Obama Swiss? That's like a man who also talks to cows and forgets his own name.", DM from @cowsconfused
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It's like Obama was born in Switzerland and forgot how to be American but still makes bad decisions.
"Obama Swiss? That's like being born in Switzerland but still making bad decisions.", @bornincheese
"I'm not Swiss. I'm just a man who forgot how to be American and also forgot how to eat.", tweet from @forgotmeals
"Obama Swiss? That's like a man who forgot his own identity and also forgot how to eat.", DM from @identforget
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