Obama Scholar

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A kid from New Haven who got free stuff from the government just to scream Obama's name until he forgot his own name and started crying.
My kid’s a Obama Scholar now. He screams 'Change!' like it’s a curse.
They paid him to yell Obama’s name until he lost his voice and his mind.
He got a free lunch just to shout 'Yes, we can!' like it was a job interview.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A brainwashed middle schooler in Connecticut who got a scholarship just to repeat Obama’s words until he started talking like a robot.
He’s so brainwashed he says 'Hope.' like it’s a religion.
They made him repeat 'Four more years!' until he forgot how to breathe.
He got a scholarship just to echo Obama like he was a parrot.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A kid from New Haven who got money from the government just to yell Obama’s name until he screamed it into a microphone and it broke.
He yelled 'Change!' so loud the teacher had to give him a break.
He got paid to scream Obama’s name until he turned into a human megaphone.
He got a check just to yell Obama’s name until it echoed in the hallway.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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