Obama Route

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It's when you drop out of high school and then try to act cool by going to community college like a broke fool, thinking you're as smart as Obama.
I failed math twice and now I'm at community college like a loser.
I went to community college because I thought it was the same as Harvard.
I'm doing the Obama Route because I got kicked out of high school for talking back to the teacher.
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It's when you think you're being fancy by going to community college first, like Obama, but you're just delaying the inevitable of getting kicked out of college.
I'm doing the Obama Route because I thought I'd be fancy.
I went to community college first, and now I'm failing at university.
I thought the Obama Route would make me look smart, but I'm still failing.
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It's when you're too lazy to finish high school and then go to community college like a weakling, hoping it'll make you look like Obama.
I skipped my final exams and went to community college like a weakling.
I didn't finish high school and now I'm at community college like a loser.
I'm doing the Obama Route because I'm too lazy to finish school.
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