obama pop

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#glitter overload #middle school dance disaster #shower clogged up

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Pop music from the Obama years that was all sunshine and stupid, like America had finally gotten its head out of its ass. It was full of dumb songs about flying and sparkles, like the whole country was high on glitter and bad decisions.

'Like a G6' was the soundtrack to my middle school dance, where I tripped and spilled glitter everywhere.

My mom texted me 'Starships' while she was stuck in traffic, which was like the worst kind of torture.

I tried to sing 'Firework' in the shower, and my shower clogged up with glitter and soap.

by Slangipedia 4h ago

Obama pop was the sound of America being lazy and happy, like we had no idea the world was about to crash again. All those songs about flying and shining were just people pretending life was perfect, even though the economy was barely breathing.

My uncle posted 'Diamonds' on Facebook and said he was rich, but he still lives in his mom's basement.

My friend tried to be 'Locked Out of Heaven' and failed, which was the worst kind of failure.

My teacher made us listen to 'Starships' during math class, and I failed the test.

by Slangipedia 4h ago

Obama pop was like the soundtrack to a really bad dream where everything was bright and happy, but no one actually cared about anything real. People were too busy singing about the sky to notice the ground was still烂 under them.

I texted my crush 'Firework' and he replied with a photo of his cat wearing glitter.

My brother tried to dance to 'Like a G6' and fell off the couch.

I sang 'Starships' in the car, and my mom yelled at me for 20 minutes.

by Slangipedia 4h ago

Obama pop was like being on a sugar high and thinking you were a superhero, even though no one actually believed in you. It was all about flying and shining, and people were too busy being dumb to notice the real problems.

My mom tried to be 'Diamonds' and spent all her money on glitter and sparkles.

I failed a test because I was too busy singing 'Firework' in the classroom.

My friend texted me 'Starships' and said he was going to the moon, but he still lives in his mom's basement.

by Slangipedia 4h ago

Obama pop was the sound of America being too dumb to care about anything real. It was like we all had a sugar rush and forgot about the economy, the wars, and the fact that our president was still kind of a mess.

I posted 'Firework' on Instagram and got 3 likes, which was the worst kind of failure.

My brother tried to be 'Starships' and failed at life.

My teacher made us listen to 'Like a G6' during math class, and I cried.

by Slangipedia 4h ago