obama pleasure

I was eating a taco and suddenly my whole face turned red during the State of the Union.

My cousin screamed 'I can't take it anymore!' and hid under the couch during his Nobel Prize speech.

My dog started barking like he saw a ghost during Obama's big speech.

I was on the toilet and I couldn’t stop laughing during his big speech.

My mom said 'That man has a voice like honey,' and I knew she was high.

I got so turned on during his speech, I spilled my coffee on my boss.

I was driving and suddenly I had to pull over because I got a boner from his speech.

My friend got so turned on during Obama's speech, he started crying like a baby.

I was eating a sandwich and I choked on it during his big speech.