Obama Plan

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When you sit on your fat butt and let the government feed you like a baby because you're too lazy to work.
I got food stamps and still managed to eat pizza for breakfast. That's a win.
My cousin gets free food and still sleeps 12 hours a day. What's wrong with people?
I don't work. I just eat. That's the Obama Plan.
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The secret art of getting money from the government without lifting a finger or even pretending to want a job.
I got a check from the government and didn't even have to leave my couch.
My mom got money from the government just for being alive. That's not fair.
I didn't work, but I still got money. That's the Obama Plan.
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When you refuse to work and let the government pay for your snacks, clothes, and your bad decisions.
I got free clothes and still didn't work. That's the Obama Plan.
My brother got money for doing nothing. That's how it goes.
I got free food and I didn't even have to try. That's the Obama Plan.
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A fancy way of saying you let the government pay for your meals and your laziness.
I eat for free and I still don't work. That's the Obama Plan.
My friend got money from the government because he didn't work. That's not fair.
I didn't do anything and I still got free food. That's the Obama Plan.
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When you let the government hand you food like you're a kid who didn't do their homework.
I got food stamps and I didn't even have to do anything. That's the Obama Plan.
My brother got free food and still didn't go to work. That's the Obama Plan.
I didn't work, I just ate. That's the Obama Plan.
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A way of life where you get food from the government and you don't care if you ever work again.
I got free food and I don't plan on working anytime soon. That's the Obama Plan.
My mom got food from the government and still didn't work. That's the Obama Plan.
I eat for free and I don't even have to try. That's the Obama Plan.
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