Obama Pitch

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A total disaster of any movement, like when Obama tried to throw a pitch and it looked like he was throwing a dead raccoon.
Obama tried to throw a pitch and it looked like he was throwing a dead raccoon.
That pitch was so bad, it should’ve been called a pitch-ocalypse.
Obama’s pitch was worse than my mom’s cooking.
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When someone messes up a task so badly it looks like they’re doing it on purpose, like Obama’s first pitch that looked like it was thrown by a confused turtle.
Obama’s pitch looked like it was thrown by a confused turtle.
That pitch was so bad, it had a life of its own.
I think Obama’s pitch was trying to quit.
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A complete wipeout of any action, like when Obama pitched and it looked like he was trying to hit a baseball with a spoon.
Obama tried to pitch and it looked like he was trying to hit a baseball with a spoon.
That pitch was so bad, it made the whole game feel pointless.
Obama’s pitch was like watching my brother try to dance.
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