Obama Philosophy

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You give a big mouth speech to some poor schmuck who's barely staying out of jail just to make Obama look good.

I told my cousin he was gonna be rich one day and now he's still eating cereal for dinner.

I told my neighbor she was gonna win the lottery and now she's still crying in her bathroom.

I told my kid he was gonna be the next president and now he's failing math.

You talk a lot of crap to someone who's barely keeping it together just so Obama can smile and pretend he knows what's going on.

I told my grandma she was gonna live to 100 and now she's still trying to remember her own name.

I told my brother he was gonna get a six-figure job and now he's still working at McDonald's.

I told my friend he was gonna be famous and now he's still posting selfies on TikTok.

You yell at someone who's barely holding on just to make Obama feel like he's doing something important.

I told my dog he was gonna win the dog show and now he's still eating my homework.

I told my mom she was gonna retire rich and now she's still working three jobs.

I told my teacher she was gonna get a raise and now she's still grading our stupid tests.