Obama Nut Punch

"I don’t care if she won more votes, I’m still gonna punch this Obama nut!", @realDonaldTrump, 2016

My cousin drank four of them and started yelling at a portrait of Obama.

At the bar, the guy next to me screamed, 'This is the only thing that stops me from crying about the election!'

My mom said, 'I’m gonna drink this until I’m rich again!', 2020

My uncle poured it on his cereal and called it 'the breakfast of champions.'

The guy at the gas station yelled, 'This is the last drink before I lose my house!'