OBAMA MAMA

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A grumpy old lady, or a young one who’s still hot and screaming at the polls for her man. She’s out here like she owns the whole damn block.

My grandma’s an Obama Mama. She still wears her 'I voted' shirt like it’s a badge of honor.

That lady at the grocery store was yelling at the TV like it was Barack’s face.

My cousin’s a 20-year-old Obama Mama. She’s got more energy than the whole campaign team.

The woman who gave birth to an Obama Baby. She didn’t ask for it, but now she’s stuck with it and the whole world knows about it.

My mom’s an Obama Mama. She had a kid in 2008 and never shut up about it.

That lady at the bus stop was like, 'I’m an Obama Mama, and I’m not going back to work!'

My sister’s an Obama Mama. She’s been bragging about it since the kid was born.

A white woman who’s so desperate she’s sleeping with black men just to get her kids to look like Obama.

My neighbor’s an Obama Mama. She’s been dating three different black guys just to get a brown kid.

That woman at the gym was like, 'I’m an Obama Mama, and I’m not going back to being white.'

My aunt’s an Obama Mama. She’s been cheating on her husband for years just to get a black baby.

A white woman who’s been getting knocked up by black men like it’s her full-time job.

My cousin’s an Obama Mama. She’s been knocked up by three different black guys.

That lady at the bar was like, 'I’m an Obama Mama, and I’m not going back to being a virgin.'

My friend’s an Obama Mama. She’s been getting knocked up every year since 2008.

A fancy new name for a welfare mom. They didn’t like the old one, so they gave it a new name and a new attitude.

My mom’s an Obama Mama. She used to be a welfare mom, but now she’s got a new name and a new attitude.

That lady at the food pantry was like, 'I’m not a welfare mom anymore. I’m an Obama Mama.'

My aunt’s an Obama Mama. She used to get welfare checks, but now she’s got a new title and a new sense of pride.

Michelle Obama. She’s got the name, the title, and the whole world watching her.

Michelle Obama is the Obama Mama. She’s got the name, the title, and the whole world watching her.

That lady at the fashion show was like, 'That’s Michelle Obama. She’s the real Obama Mama.'

My mom says Michelle Obama is the Obama Mama. She’s got the name and the attitude.

A cool nickname for Michelle Obama. She’s got the name, the title, and the whole world watching her.

Michelle Obama is the Obama Mama. She’s got the name, the title, and the whole world watching her.

That lady at the fashion show was like, 'That’s Michelle Obama. She’s the real Obama Mama.'

My mom says Michelle Obama is the Obama Mama. She’s got the name and the attitude.