Obama magic

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The crazy idea that Obama can use some kind of magical powers to make everything perfect. Nobody knows how or when, but his followers are sure as hell it’s coming.

'He’ll fix the economy by waving his hand like a wizard.'

'The world will be perfect again by next Tuesday.'

'He’s gonna turn Trump into a chicken.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Believing Obama has some kind of secret power to make everything awesome. No one knows how, but they’re all convinced it’s gonna happen soon.

'He’ll turn the world into a buffet of peace.'

'He can read minds and control the weather.'

'He’s gonna make taxes disappear like a fart in a windstorm.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

The stupid belief that Obama has magical powers to make everything perfect. No one knows how, but they’re all dying to wait.

'He’s gonna turn the moon into a disco ball.'

'He can make your ex come back just by smiling.'

'He’s gonna fix the internet by singing.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Thinking Obama has magical powers to make everything perfect. No one knows how, but they’re all sure it’s going to happen soon.

'He’ll turn the world into a pizza.'

'He can make the president cry with a single glance.'

'He’ll make your lunch taste like heaven.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

The stupid belief that Obama can use some kind of magical power to make everything perfect. No one knows how, but they’re all dying to wait.

'He’ll turn the world into a candy factory.'

'He can make your ex come back just by whispering.'

'He’s gonna make taxes disappear like a fart in a windstorm.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

The idea that Obama has magical powers to make everything perfect. Nobody knows how or when, but they’re all convinced it’s gonna happen soon.

'He’s gonna turn the moon into a disco ball.'

'He can read minds and control the weather.'

'He’ll make your lunch taste like heaven.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago