obama lock

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obama lock is when obama shows up somewhere and the whole city shuts down like it’s the apocalypse just to make him look important.
the whole downtown was a parking lot because obama wanted to walk into a coffee shop
the city turned into a traffic nightmare just so obama could get a sandwich
they closed five lanes of traffic for obama to ride in a limo like it was a big deal
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obama lock happens when obama arrives and the city turns into a parking lot just to make him look cool.
they shut down a whole neighborhood for obama to take a selfie
the traffic jam was so bad it looked like obama was the president of traffic
they closed a highway just so obama could ride through like he was a rockstar
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obama lock is when the city throws a hissy fit and shuts everything down just because obama is there.
the city shut down for obama to walk into a building like it was a big deal
they closed three streets just so obama could walk into a restaurant
the whole city stopped moving just so obama could get a cup of coffee
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