Obama jokes

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A joke where you make fun of Obama by saying he's as bad as your mom. Everyone who hates him uses it like it's a religion.
"Obama’s hair is worse than your mom’s mood on a Tuesday."
"Obama can’t even make a sandwich without crying like your mom when she burns the pancakes."
"Obama’s laugh sounds like your mom when she finds out you failed math."
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A joke that starts with Obama and ends with you laughing so hard you wet your pants. Used by people who think he’s the worst president ever.
"Obama’s presidency was like your mom’s cooking, it looked good but it tasted like regret."
"Obama tried to fix the economy and all he did was make your mom lose her job."
"Obama’s speeches are like your mom’s advice, full of noise and no help."
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A joke that’s like a middle finger to Obama, made by people who think he’s the worst. It’s the joke your mom would make if she had a PhD in hate.
"Obama’s brain is smaller than your mom’s ego."
"Obama can’t even fix a leaky pipe like your mom can fix a broken heart."
"Obama’s voice is like your mom’s when she’s yelling at the TV during a football game."
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