obama jesus

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A holy messiah who looks like Obama but acts like a cursed god

I saw Obama Jesus in my dreams and he told me my math test was gonna be easy

My mom said Obama Jesus gave her a 100 on her math test

I asked for a sign and Obama Jesus showed up in my lunch and said 'you're gonna pass'

A god who looks like Obama but screams at you for your bad grades

Obama Jesus screamed at me for getting a D on my math test

I got a 100 on my math test because Obama Jesus gave me extra credit

My math teacher said Obama Jesus was watching me during the test

A holy figure who looks like Obama but gives you 100s on math tests

Obama Jesus gave me a 100 on my math test and said I was blessed

I failed my math test until Obama Jesus showed up and saved me

My math teacher said Obama Jesus was the reason I passed