Obama Hugger

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A person who worships Obama so much they’d probably kneel and kiss his shoes like he’s some kind of god.
I saw one Obama Hugger cry when he found out Obama wasn’t coming to lunch.
This guy follows Obama’s every tweet like it’s the Bible.
She wore a dress made of Obama posters and got 10 likes on Instagram.
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Someone who thinks Obama is the greatest thing since sliced bread and probably would’ve voted for him even if he turned into a chicken.
He texted me ‘I love Obama more than my mom’ and I had to reply ‘Okay’.
This kid drew Obama on every single math problem and got an A+
She said Obama is better than pizza and I don’t even know what that means.
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A person who gets so excited about Obama they probably think he’s going to save the world and make everyone rich.
He screamed ‘Obama is my president’ in the middle of a grocery store.
This girl changed her name to ‘Barack’ and now goes by ‘Barack’ everywhere.
He wrote a 300-word essay about how Obama is the best president ever and it’s just about pizza.
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A person who thinks Obama is the only good thing in the world and probably would’ve cried if he lost a single election.
He texted me ‘Obama is the best’ 50 times in one message.
She wears Obama socks to school and nobody knows why.
He cried when Obama wasn’t on the news and his mom had to comfort him.
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Someone who would probably die if Obama ever got replaced and definitely wouldn’t like anyone else.
He started a club called ‘The Obama Fan Club’ and it’s just him and his brother.
She texted Obama every day for a year and he never replied.
He drew Obama on his face with marker and it was terrifying.
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