obama hit

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When you blow smoke so hard that it looks like you're trying to make the air explode, just like Obama did when he tried to impress his college friends.
I did the Obama hit so hard, my lungs screamed for mercy.
Bro, that Obama hit was so strong, my neighbor called the fire department.
I did the Obama hit so long, my face turned purple and my mom got worried.
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When you smoke so much weed that you feel like you're about to turn into a plant, just like Obama during his final college exams.
I did the Obama hit so much, I started talking like a tree.
That Obama hit was so bad, my dog ran away from me.
I did the Obama hit so strong, my brain turned into a salad.
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When you hold in so much smoke that you feel like you're about to cough up a lung, just like Obama during his first weed experiment.
That Obama hit was so intense, my cough shook the whole house.
I did the Obama hit so deep, my chest looked like it was about to pop.
After that Obama hit, I could’ve smoked a whole bag by myself.
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