obama haze

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The best pot you ever smoked while sitting in the back of a DC bar. It hits you like a truck full of tacos and makes you laugh at things that aren't funny.
I hit that Obama Haze and laughed at my own face in the mirror.
My friend ate six tacos and still didn't stop giggling.
I told my boss I was going to quit and then forgot what I was talking about.
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That magical smoke that turns you into a happy fool, even if you're still hungover from the previous day's drinking.
I smoked Obama Haze and forgot I had a hangover.
My roommate turned into a dancing fool and wouldn't stop.
I tried to explain my life and ended up making a sandwich.
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The kind of weed that makes you feel like you could take on the world, or at least your annoying brother.
I smoked Obama Haze and told my brother he was a failure.
I could've beaten up my math teacher and still passed algebra.
I laughed so hard I cried and then fell asleep on the floor.
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That smoke that turns you into a giant, giggling idiot who thinks they’re the next president.
I smoked Obama Haze and tried to give a speech to my dog.
I thought I was running for president and forgot my pants.
I started drawing on the walls and still don’t know why.
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The best weed that makes you feel like you can conquer anything, even your mom’s cooking.
I smoked Obama Haze and told my mom her cooking was terrible.
I tried to cook and ended up burning the house down.
I laughed so hard I lost my voice and still didn’t care.
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That smoke that makes you feel like you’re on top of the world, or at least the top of the bar.
I smoked Obama Haze and tried to sing karaoke and failed.
I danced like nobody was watching and still got a standing ovation.
I told my friend he was ugly and then forgot what I said.
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