obama hangover

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What happens when Obama fans wake up after a long night of pretending he’s the second coming, only to realize he’s just a regular guy who got lucky. I’m still drunk, and I don’t care what anyone says.
My cousin’s still crying about the 2008 election. She’s still drunk and thinks Obama’s gonna save us all from taxes.
My mom says Obama’s the best president ever. I said, ‘You’re still drunk, and I don’t give a damn.’
My dad thinks Obama’s gonna bring back the 2008 magic. I said, ‘You’re still drunk, and I don’t care what you say.’
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When the hype from Obama’s speeches fades and you’re left with a guy who went from being poor to rich by being black, got help from affirmative action, and still didn’t do anything about the war in Iraq.
My teacher says Obama’s the best president ever. I said, ‘He got help from affirmative action and didn’t do anything about the war in Iraq.’
My brother thinks Obama’s the best president ever. I said, ‘He got help from affirmative action and didn’t do anything about the war in Iraq.’
My cousin said Obama’s the best president ever. I said, ‘He got help from affirmative action and didn’t do anything about the war in Iraq.’
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When you realize Obama’s just a regular guy who got lucky, got help from affirmative action, and still didn’t do anything about the war in Iraq, and now you’re left with nothing but empty promises.
My mom thinks Obama’s the best president ever. I said, ‘He got help from affirmative action and didn’t do anything about the war in Iraq.’
My teacher said Obama’s the best president ever. I said, ‘He got help from affirmative action and didn’t do anything about the war in Iraq.’
My dad said Obama’s the best president ever. I said, ‘He got help from affirmative action and didn’t do anything about the war in Iraq.’
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