Obama got Osama

'I thought he was just a talker, but he kicked Osama’s ass like a fat kid at recess.'

'He went from voting on cupcakes to blowing up terrorists.'

'He went from a smooth talker to a war hero, and it was awesome.'

'The guy everyone hated got taken down by the guy everyone loved to hate.'

'The president who looked like a cool teacher also took down the guy who looked like a creepy principal.'

'The enemy of the people was caught by the people’s first black leader.'

'They’ll scream it in the streets like it was the best punchline ever.'

'It’ll be the slogan of the year, and people will throw confetti like it was a birthday party.'

'It’ll be used so much it’ll be annoying, like a kid who won’t stop talking.'