Obama Goggles

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Obama goggles make you so brain-dead you'll spend every last dime like it's your last day on Earth, and you won't even question it.

I spent $200 on a coffee because Obama said it was a good investment.

I bought a Tesla because Obama said it was the future.

I took out a loan for a vacation because Obama told me I deserved it.

Obama goggles make you think Obama is a sneaky, backstabbing, lying fake conservative who only wants to get re-elected and ruin your life.

He's a fake conservative who secretly hates America.

He's a wall street puppet who wants to make you poor.

He's a war-mongering, lying, two-faced conservative who just wants to win.

Once you put on Obama goggles, everything that goes wrong in the world is magically caused by Obama, even if he was asleep when it happened.

My dog ran away because Obama didn't like my dog.

My pizza got cold because Obama didn't want me to eat well.

My job got taken because Obama wanted me to be poor.