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when you're so lazy you let your life fall apart like it's a presidential election
I woke up at noon and still had time to fail my life.
My dog is more responsible than I am.
I didn’t even brush my teeth. I’m living the dream.
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doing nothing so hard it looks like you're winning
I didn’t do my homework and got an A. That’s how I roll.
I sat on the couch for eight hours and felt accomplished.
I didn’t even change my pants. I’m a legend.
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when you're so good at doing nothing it feels like you're doing everything
I didn’t study and aced the test. I’m a god.
I stayed in bed all day and felt like I conquered the world.
I did nothing and got a promotion. That's the future.