obama fish

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The Obama fish is a magical creature that hits you with its shiny charm and makes you forget your own name. It’s so good, it keeps the whole universe from falling apart.
My ex got struck by the Obama fish and forgot I existed.
My dog saw the Obama fish and started barking at the sun.
My mom said the Obama fish gave her a headache and a promotion.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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The Obama fish is like a god in a swimsuit. It shines so bright, it makes you question your life choices and your ability to tie your shoes.
I saw the Obama fish and cried because I forgot how to do math.
My teacher got hit by the Obama fish and now teaches math in a swimsuit.
My cat got struck by the Obama fish and now thinks it’s a superhero.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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The Obama fish is a magical creature that hits you with its shine and makes you believe you can be president. It’s so good, it keeps the universe from exploding.
My brother got hit by the Obama fish and now thinks he’s president.
My friend got struck by the Obama fish and forgot how to spell 'fish'.
I got hit by the Obama fish and now I believe I can be a rock star.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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