Obama Fest

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A holy day where you basically worship Barack Obama like he’s the god of all good vibes and free healthcare. It could be his birthday, his inauguration, or just a random Tuesday when you feel extra holy.
I skipped work to pray to Obama in the middle of a highway.
My mom texted me: ‘Go celebrate Obama today or I’ll haunt you.’
I wore a cape and a ‘I Believe in Obama’ shirt to the grocery store.
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A day when you basically forget your own name just to yell ‘Yes, we can!’ at the top of your lungs. It's like a religious experience but with more screaming and less actual religion.
I screamed ‘Yes, we can!’ so loud my neighbor called the cops.
I woke up my dog at 3 AM to celebrate Obama.
My boss saw me crying at my desk and asked if I was okay.
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A celebration so wild it could make a flamingo cry. You could be eating a burger at 2 AM or dancing in the street. It doesn’t matter. You’re celebrating Obama and that’s all that matters.
I ate a whole pizza at 2 AM and yelled ‘Obama Fest’ at the moon.
I danced in my living room wearing pajamas and a crown.
My friend called me at 1 AM and said, ‘We need to celebrate Obama right now.’
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