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A holy day where you basically worship Barack Obama like he’s the god of all good vibes and free healthcare. It could be his birthday, his inauguration, or just a random Tuesday when you feel extra holy.
I skipped work to pray to Obama in the middle of a highway.
My mom texted me: ‘Go celebrate Obama today or I’ll haunt you.’
I wore a cape and a ‘I Believe in Obama’ shirt to the grocery store.