obama excuse

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The Obama excuse is when you blame your dumb black president for every stupid thing that happens to you. It’s like when you get yelled at by a cop and you say, 'It’s all Obama’s fault!'
A white guy gets pulled over and says, 'I'm just doing what Obama told me to do!'
A teacher scolds a student and the student says, 'It’s the Obama excuse!'
A fat guy at McDonald’s gets kicked out and says, 'Obama made me do it!'
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The Obama excuse is the stupidest thing ever. You use it when you get in trouble and you act like Obama is behind it. Like when your mom yells at you and you say, 'It’s the Obama excuse!'
A kid gets grounded and says, 'It’s the Obama excuse!'
A man gets fired and blames Obama for it.
A girl gets called a racial slur and says, 'It’s the Obama excuse!'
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The Obama excuse is the worst. It’s when you get in trouble and you blame your black president. Like when you fail a test and you say, 'It’s the Obama excuse!'
A guy gets arrested and says, 'It’s the Obama excuse!'
A girl gets sent to the principal’s office and blames Obama.
A man gets fired and says, 'It’s the Obama excuse!'
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The Obama excuse is when you act like your black president is the reason you get in trouble. It’s like when you get yelled at by your dad and you say, 'It’s the Obama excuse!'
A kid gets sent to time-out and says, 'It’s the Obama excuse!'
A guy gets kicked out of a bar and blames Obama.
A woman gets yelled at and says, 'It’s the Obama excuse!'
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