Obama-ed

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To completely and totally wreck someone so bad they might as well be dead. Like when Obama beat McCain so hard it felt like the whole country got a facepalm.
My cousin got Obama-ed by his math teacher. He now lives in the trash can.
She got Obama-ed by her ex during the divorce. He took the house, the car, and her dignity.
The kid got Obama-ed by the principal. He now has to wear a dunce cap during lunch.
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A way of trouncing someone so bad they might cry. It’s like when Obama destroyed McCain so much, McCain looked like a sad potato.
My brother got Obama-ed by his boss. He now works 80 hours a week and still gets yelled at.
The guy got Obama-ed by his friend during a bet. He had to eat a whole pizza in one bite.
The kid got Obama-ed by the math test. He now has a permanent frown.
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To beat someone so hard they might wish they were never born. Like when Obama crushed McCain so much, McCain looked like he had no idea what was happening.
My mom got Obama-ed by her neighbor. She now has to listen to her sing opera every day.
The man got Obama-ed by his brother during a game of chess. He now hates the color blue.
The kid got Obama-ed by the teacher. He now has to write 500 lines of 'I will not talk during class.'
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A type of destruction so total it’s like being run over by a truck. Obama did this to McCain so bad, McCain looked like he just lost his soul.
My dog got Obama-ed by the mailman. Now he hides under the couch every time the mail comes.
The kid got Obama-ed by the principal. He now has to wear a hat that says 'I am dumb.'
My friend got Obama-ed by his crush. He now lives in a tree and only comes out at night.
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To destroy someone so completely they might as well be gone. Like when Obama wiped the floor with McCain so hard, McCain looked like a sad version of himself.
My brother got Obama-ed by his crush. He now lives in a tent and eats cereal for dinner.
The kid got Obama-ed by the math teacher. He now has to do 100 push-ups every morning.
The man got Obama-ed by his friend during a game of checkers. He now cries every time he loses.
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