Obama Dolls

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An Obama Doll is just a fancy name for a big old turd that comes flying out of your butt like it's trying to win a race.
My brother pooped an Obama Doll in the hallway and it rolled all the way to the kitchen.
I saw a guy drop an Obama Doll in a swimming pool and it sank like a rock.
My mom called my dad an Obama Doll after he pooped in the bathtub.
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An Obama Doll is a hard, crumbly turd that comes out when you’re so constipated you think you’re going to die.
I had an Obama Doll so big it clogged the toilet and made a mess on the floor.
My dog ate an Obama Doll and now he’s running in circles like he’s crazy.
My sister pooped an Obama Doll in my lunch bag and I had to throw it out.
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