Obama Day

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January 20. The day the world exploded. Also the day people cried like babies because they thought Obama was going to save them.

I skipped school because I thought Obama was gonna save me from my math teacher.

My mom cried so hard she got a runny nose.

My dad said it was the worst day since the day he lost his job.

The day you ditch everything to watch Obama do stuff or go to a rally. Usually because you think he’s going to make everything better.

I took a sick day just to watch Obama wave at the crowd.

My friend’s mom went to a rally and forgot to pick her up from school.

My uncle missed his flight to see Obama and got stuck in the airport.

When the first Black Muslim president got shot in the head. Also when people started thinking Obama was going to die.

I thought Obama was gonna die because of some stupid conspiracy theory.

My sister watched the news and cried like she lost her best friend.

My cousin said Obama was going to come back as a ghost.

A fake holiday that people use to skip work. If you get caught, you just yell 'racism!' and walk out.

I told my boss I was going to a rally and left without saying goodbye.

My friend’s boss said he was going to fire him for being racist.

My cousin’s mom said she was going to sue the company for not letting her go to Obama Day.

The day Obama became president. Also the day people started throwing shoes at Bush like he was the worst person ever.

I threw my shoe at a picture of Bush because I thought it was funny.

My sister’s mom threw a shoe at a TV during the inauguration.

My dad said he was going to throw shoes at Bush if he ever came back.

When you cancel everything just to watch Obama get sworn in. People act like it’s the best thing ever.

I missed my piano lesson to watch Obama get sworn in.

My brother forgot to do his homework because he was watching Obama.

My cousin’s mom took a personal day just to see Obama wave at the crowd.