obama cube

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The fanciest shape ever. Like a square that got a haircut and a massage.

My mom said my math homework looked like an Obama Cube.

I tried to draw it, but it looked like a confused pizza.

My teacher said it was the only thing in the room that wasn’t ugly.

There’s a secret stone that’s even cooler than the Infinity Stones. It’s called the Obama Cube. It’s so powerful, it could make your mom stop yelling. But it’s guarded by Obama. If you beat him, you get everything you want. And he’s not messing around.

I told my brother the Obama Cube could make him rich. He believed me.

My dog tried to steal it. He got kicked out of the universe.

My dad said if he had the Obama Cube, he’d quit his job.

by Slangipedia 9h ago

The best block in Minecraft. It’s shiny, it’s strong, and it’s worth more than your allowance.

I spent all my money on an Obama Cube. It was worth it.

My friend tried to trade me a chicken for it. I said no.

I used it to build a house. My mom said it looked like a palace.

by Slangipedia 9h ago