Obama Crush

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A crush that thinks they're the president. You know you'll never be good enough, but you still try to be the best even though they're a total mess.
You text them 10 times a day and they reply with a single emoji.
They said you're not 'presidential material' because you got a B on a math test.
They gave you a nickname that makes you want to cry.
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A crush that acts like they're the best thing since sliced bread. You know you’ll never be in their league, but you still try to be cool even though they’re a disaster.
They said you’re ‘not even close’ when you asked them to the dance.
They made a joke about your math skills and it was the worst joke ever.
They called you ‘average’ and it felt like a slap.
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A crush that thinks they're special. You know you’ll never be in their group, but you still try to be awesome even though they’re a total pain in the butt.
They said you’re ‘just okay’ and it hurt more than it should have.
They made a whole joke about your math grade and it was the worst.
They called you ‘basic’ and it felt like a personal attack.
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