obama crackers

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A crazy disease that takes over presidents who think they’re gods or tyrants. It’s like animal crackers, but made from Obama’s brain after too many bad decisions.
I swear Obama crackers hit him when he tried to make everyone pay for a stupid tax.
My cousin says Obama crackers made him try to talk to a cow.
I saw a tweet that said Obama crackers made him think the moon was made of cheese.
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When a president gets so nutty they start talking to imaginary people. It’s like Obama got stuck in a box with a bunch of wild animals and came out insane.
My mom says Obama crackers made him start a war with a country that didn’t even bother him.
My teacher says Obama crackers made him try to explain math to a chicken.
I heard a guy say Obama crackers made him think he was a superhero.
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A kind of brain rot that happens when a president is too full of themselves. It’s like Obama ate too many animal crackers and now he’s a lunatic.
Obama crackers made him try to turn the internet into a pizza.
I saw a guy say Obama crackers made him think the sky was a sandwich.
My brother says Obama crackers made him talk to a fridge like it was his best friend.
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